Are you a billionaire looking to bankroll an author so he can pursue his dreams? Are you an agent who's looking for a writer whose work makes you think "Eh. I mean, I think I can work with this."? Are you an elderly woman who'll finance my dreams while I walk you across streets as your 6/10 eye candy? Well. How fortunate for us all, then! Because this is the contact page and whether you're here against your will due to mind control or not, there's no sense in going back now!
This is probably a good time to mention that, as with all things artistic, the pursuits of a writer can be rightly said to be a somewhat lonely affair. Due to this inescapable truth which I have done my very best to try to outrun, I welcome all forms of communication should you feel the need to fire off a quick email either deriding my lack of talent or heaping unearned praise upon me. If my feelings matter, it should be noted that I strongly prefer the latter.